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Case file · ante-mortem observation
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Catastrophic concentration, liquidity evaporation, acute irrelevance

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$2.8K
+53.8% · 24h
Volume 24h
$2.9K
Holders
23
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.75B
Price USD
$2.75e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Succumbs to Instant Irrelevance

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a creature that never truly lived—born mere hours ago with all the financial viability of a chocolate teapot. Twenty-three hopeful investors discovered too late that revoking mint authority provides no protection against the existential vacuum of zero liquidity and a price that hemorrhages fifty percent daily. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum almost as much as it abhors poor tokenomics.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$2.9K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 92.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic concentration, liquidity evaporation, acute irrelevance
Patient Note

It came. It saw. It had precisely zero liquidity and died screaming into the void within hours—a true monument to the democratization of financial self-harm.

Holders

§ 04 · 23 wallets
Top 1
74.8%
Top 5
92.0%
Top 10
97.7%
015vuy...Xo9z74.76%
0299i9...pDYQAUTOPSY5.50%035Kcq...kyp3AUTOPSY5.33%04CEUA...qoXJAUTOPSY4.20%052p2m...2ks6AUTOPSY2.20%
06Gu1t...YyPf2.11%
07CFTK...gToZ1.65%
08EzPf...Eqe41.13%
09Edhd...Djtd0.42%
10Gvwz...ApkV0.42%