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Wojak Bank: Born at Midnight, Dead by Dawn

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a curious specimen—Wojak Bank emerged mere hours ago, possessed of all the right credentials: revoked authorities, respectable liquidity, even a modest following. Yet like the mayfly that lives but a day, it has hemorrhaged 43% of its value with the indifference of a predator culling the weak from the herd. The irony, of course, is that nothing killed it—it simply arrived stillborn into a market that devours hope before breakfast.