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Glorp: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the Glorp token—a creature that never drew breath before the vultures arrived. Born merely hours ago with zero liquidity and 98.8% of its wealth hoarded by ten alpha predators, it represents nature's brutal efficiency in eliminating the unfit. The irony, of course, is that revoking mint and freeze authority was meant to inspire confidence; instead, it merely locked the coffin after the cadaver was already cold.