CAUSE OF DEATH
Wojak Rat: Dead on Arrival, Hour One
In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, the Wojak Rat emerged, gasped once, and expired. Here we observe a creature stillborn into a hostile marketplace, its brief hour of existence marked by the telltale necrosis of zero liquidity and the vulturous concentration of wealth among its ten largest holders, who collectively owned 99.4% of its diminishing carcass.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Structural collapse via hostile wealth distribution
EPITAPH
"It lived for sixty minutes. It lived for sixty minutes too long."