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Case file · ante-mortem observation

RECOVERING.

Catastrophic concentration and infant mortality syndrome

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · B

Grade Score

68/100

Grade B · RECOVERING

Mkt Cap

$10.6K

-66.3% · 24h

Liquidity

$7.8K

Volume 24h

$162.6K

Holders

273

Steep Decline

FDV

$10.60B

Price USD

$1.06e-5

DEX

pumpswap

Pool

5XYo..itBp ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

SHIT Token Dies Before Its First Nap

In the frozen tundra of blockchain, we observe a most peculiar specimen—born merely sixty minutes ago, yet already decomposing with remarkable efficiency. The creature's price has plummeted 66.3% in what can only be described as the financial equivalent of a mayfly's existential crisis, its $162k volume suggesting frantic feeding before the inevitable collapse.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Liquidity

Draining

$7.8K pool depth.

Activity

Active

$162.6K volume / 24h.

Holders

Skewed

Top 5 hold 49.5% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Catastrophic concentration and infant mortality syndrome

Patient Note

It saw itself at 6k, then watched itself die at 2k—a brief, glorious moment of self-awareness before the void reclaimed it.

Holders

§ 04 · 273 wallets

Top 1

40.0%

Top 5

49.5%

Top 10

57.5%

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04ALxP...AgL41.86%

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06DzYj...TCnK1.74%

07BKYY...Cu6i1.70%

08EE7r...ZTcr1.60%

0937g5...Md921.54%

10BCof...6uR91.44%