CAUSE OF DEATH
Diamond Hands Meets Parkinson's Tremor
In merely sixty minutes, Diamond Hands experienced a price volatility of 400%, a phenomenon rarely seen outside of actual cardiac arrest. With zero liquidity and 64% of tokens concentrated in the hands of the elite few, this creature was less a decentralized token and more a elaborate pump-and-dump mechanism wearing a novelty hat. The authorities may have been revoked, but control was never truly relinquished.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporation meets concentration catastrophe
EPITAPH
"It had strong hands, but no one left to hold them with."