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SFL12: A Spectacular Crash Landing

Here we observe the remarkable final moments of SFL12, a token that achieved the extraordinary feat of launching with all the structural integrity of a wet paper bag. Notice how 179% volatility in 24 hours—a figure that should trigger alarm bells—instead triggered only the sound of retail investors' life savings evaporating. The creature's revoked authorities suggest someone, at least, had the good sense to remove the self-destruct button.

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