ASS/9zpE..pump
FLATLINED
Ass

Ass9zpEfruChmRpbyxL9zV8rNGfd6LCCsuiNu48CH2Epump

$ASS9zpE..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, infant mortality

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.3K
-2.3% · 24h
Liquidity
$2.6K
Volume 24h
$4.56
Holders
18
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.45B
Price USD
$1.45e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Expires Before Naming Day

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe a creature that achieved the remarkable feat of being born and deceased within the same lunar cycle. With a liquidity pool of precisely zero dollars and ninety percent of its population controlled by a mere handful of apex predators, this specimen never stood a chance—much like a newborn wildebeest separated from the herd during a drought.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$2.6K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$4.56 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.9% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, infant mortality
Patient Note

Here lies Ass: a token that lived fast, died young, and left behind only a $0 liquidity pool and 33 confused holders wondering what just happened.

Holders

§ 04 · 18 wallets
Top 1
99.2%
Top 5
99.9%
Top 10
100.0%
01FstH...LKDa99.24%
02HoiN...sjiz0.35%
03HU9H...4hEd0.13%
04F6Ko...fnKr0.10%
058psN...VRtf0.05%
06Htkm...YAb80.05%
07F32h...61Yu0.03%
082f5X...8j3x0.02%
096ojY...gqeU0.01%
105EtW...PgSz0.01%