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Smart Money Makes Spectacularly Dumb Decisions

Here we observe the $mart token in its natural habitat: the post-mortem table. Born merely an hour ago with all the promise of a mayfly at a board meeting, it experienced a catastrophic 93.4% hemorrhage before most investors finished their morning coffee. The creature's brief existence suggests that 'smart money' and actual intelligence are not, in fact, correlated variables.