CEREAL GUY9xPgacWhzeRS2FjQeGjVwkY17P5j6fCz8ebbxhw6pump

$CEREAL GUY9xPg..pump

Case file · ante-mortem observation

TERMINAL.

Extreme concentration, terminal illiquidity, and institutional indifference

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · D

Grade Score

43/100

Grade D · TERMINAL

Mkt Cap

$2.4K

Liquidity

$4.0K

Volume 24h

$6.86

Holders

207

FDV

$2.03B

Price USD

$2.03e-6

DEX

pumpswap

Pool

5wCL..WPkk ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The Cereal Guy Expires: A Soggy Demise

Here we observe the carcass of CEREAL GUY, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of generating less daily volume than a moderately trafficked vending machine. With 95.7% of its holdings concentrated in the appendages of merely ten whales, this creature never stood a chance—a financial Darwinism so brutal that even nature would blush. The irony, of course, is exquisite: a token named after breakfast sustenance managed to provide neither nourishment nor growth to its investors.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Liquidity

Critically low

$4.0K pool depth.

Activity

Flatlined

$6.86 volume / 24h.

Holders

Extreme cluster

Top 5 hold 95.4% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Extreme concentration, terminal illiquidity, and institutional indifference

Patient Note

It went from bowl to toilet with all the grace of a soggy Cheerio—unmissed, unremarkable, and thoroughly dissolved in the waters of obscurity.

Holders

§ 04 · 207 wallets

Top 1

92.3%

Top 5

95.4%

Top 10

97.7%

015wCL...WPkk92.32%

027NGD...pU5q0.96%

037oxR...ot5J0.89%

04HWgA...t7Nj0.60%

058znV...5Qvt0.59%

0673BK...kDjM0.55%

07HPo2...ZenT0.53%

089RvJ...3rWa0.52%

09JCjR...XFhbAUTOPSY0.45%

108psN...VRtf0.26%