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Newborn Token Dies in Suspicious Circumstances

In what can only be described as a Darwinian mercy killing, BUSE emerged into the world mere hours ago, already comatose with zero liquidity and a popularity contest it lost to itself. The creature's two holders—presumably the parents who abandoned it—maintained a death grip of 100% ownership, ensuring no other predators could even feast upon its corpse. With merely $2,970 in daily volume, this token experienced the financial equivalent of stillbirth.