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Potato Dreams Expire After One Hour

Here we observe the unidentified anomalous potato in its final moments—a token born into chaos, it survived merely 60 minutes before collapsing under the crushing weight of its own concentration. With 97.2% of supply locked in ten hands and liquidity evaporating like morning dew, the $76,068 in daily volume proved merely the death rattle of a doomed ecosystem. Nature's cruelty is rarely so swift, or so deserved.