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Identity Crisis Proves Fatally Confusing

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, a creature emerged uncertain of its very nature—neither dog nor token, but something altogether more tragic. Born at midnight with all the evolutionary promise of a newborn wildebeest, it collapsed within hours, its liquidity evaporating like morning dew under the Serengeti sun. Four lonely holders clutched their worthless certificates, a final gathering around the watering hole of broken dreams.