CAUSE OF DEATH
Teddy's Brief, Catastrophic Journey Into Oblivion
In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, we observe the curious case of Teddy—a token born at dawn and extinct by dusk, having achieved the remarkable feat of losing three-quarters of its value in mere hours. Like a newborn wildebeest separated from the herd, its complete liquidity evaporation and concentration in merely two holders' paws sealed its fate with mathematical certainty. One might say it was not a question of if, but when.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant rug pull via concentrated whale holdings
EPITAPH
"Here lies Teddy: zero hours old, one hundred percent owned by two, and thoroughly understood by nobody."
