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GOON: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe a most peculiar specimen—GOON emerged fully formed yet fundamentally lifeless, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of having zero liquidity whilst somehow maintaining a pulse of $254.78 in daily volume. Like a mayfly with commitment issues, it revoked both its authorities in a final act of self-sabotage, ensuring that three lonely holders would forever clutch their bags in the dark.