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Newborn Token Succumbs to Existential Market Irony

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a curious specimen: a token named for contingency plans that lasted mere hours before experiencing its own catastrophic failure. The irony, one must note, is almost poetic—a cryptocurrency literally designed around the premise of Plan B has become the market's cautionary tale of Plan A gone spectacularly awry. Observe the top 10 holders clutching 43.3% of supply, their diamond hands already cracking under the weight of a 26.8% hemorrhage in a single day.