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Boopcat: A Stillborn Memecoin Tragedy

Here we observe the boopcat, a creature that never truly drew breath. With thirteen holders clutching 98.7% of its supply like dragons hoarding worthless gold, and zero liquidity to speak of, this token existed in a state of quantum superposition—technically alive, yet profoundly, irreversibly dead. The absence of volume, price movement, and any discernible purpose suggests this was less a financial instrument and more a elaborate practical joke that nobody was invited to.