ANSEM STIMMY TRACKER/9tr1..pump
TERMINAL
Ansem Stimmy Tracker

Ansem Stimmy Tracker9tr12dUNXszmNxzdifJ8uHXXyyZjcrWuhzRLZcGspump

$ASTR9tr1..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Structural bankruptcy meets mathematical impossibility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
43/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$6.6K
+131.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$75.0K
Holders
125
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.35B
Price USD
$2.35e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Stimmy Tracker Flatlines After Sixty Minutes

And here we observe the Ansem Stimmy Tracker in its final moments—a creature that lived fast, died young, and left a confused portfolio of bag holders. Born merely an hour ago, it achieved the remarkable feat of experiencing a 131% price swing while maintaining precisely zero liquidity, a biological impossibility that nature itself found offensive.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Active
$75.0K volume / 24h.
Holders
Concentrated
Top 5 hold 68.3% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Structural bankruptcy meets mathematical impossibility
Patient Note

It had all the hallmarks of a token: a name, a blockchain, and briefly, someone's money. Two out of three isn't bad.

Holders

§ 04 · 125 wallets
Top 1
60.5%
Top 5
68.3%
Top 10
75.4%
019MkQ...YucP60.50%
02EDS4...VDJe2.26%
037Rxk...vqBC1.92%
046RZd...VGbW1.92%
05H3xL...8Dpf1.72%
066yxH...ynnd1.68%
07GYgX...pfhG1.63%
087o8K...jxZX1.34%
096YAS...UR8G1.21%
10CwYh...yaBW1.20%