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Lazy Cat: A Masterclass in Distributed Euthanasia

Here we observe the Lazy Cat, a specimen so thoroughly devoid of vitality that even its creators abandoned it mid-incubation. With ten holders clutching 100% of the supply and zero liquidity to speak of, this token achieved the remarkable feat of being simultaneously alive and completely inaccessible—a financial Schrödinger's cat, except everyone already knew it was dead. The revocation of all authorities suggests a developer who, upon reflection, chose mercy over prolonged suffering.