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PumpfunPepe: A Cautionary Tale of Hubris

Here we observe the remarkable skeletal remains of PumpfunPepe Coin, a creature that survived merely 156 hours in the brutal Solana ecosystem—a remarkably brief tenure even by the standards of its notoriously unforgiving habitat. Eight holders clutched desperately to their positions, though the top ten somehow managed to own everything, a mathematical impossibility that would have delighted Escher. With zero liquidity and $2.08 in volume, this token didn't so much die as simply evaporate into the digital ether, leaving barely a trace of its passing.