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Falador's One-Hour Descent Into Absolute Darkness

In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, we observe a most curious specimen—born merely an hour ago, yet already decomposing at a rate that would impress even the most efficient carrion beetle. The creature's 97% concentration of wealth in the top ten holders created a gravitational singularity from which no retail investor could escape, collapsing inward with a breathtaking 94.5% velocity. A textbook predator-prey relationship, though in this case, all were prey.