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Case file · ante-mortem observation

STABLE.

Hyperbolic euphoria meeting inevitable gravity

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · A

Grade Score

85/100

Grade A · STABLE

Mkt Cap

$119.2K

+107.0% · 24h

Liquidity

$24.5K

Volume 24h

$293.8K

Holders

3,000

FDV

$119.20B

Price USD

$0.000119

DEX

pumpswap

Pool

6ucD..h2Be ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Soccer Wojak's Miraculous One-Hour Rally Ends Predictably

In the vast savanna of decentralized finance, we witness a most curious specimen—the Soccer Wojak, born merely an hour ago yet somehow commanding a quarter-million in daily volume. Like a mayfly experiencing its entire existence in a single afternoon, this token has already executed a remarkable 107% rally, oblivious to the predators circling its $24k liquidity pool. One suspects the real autopsy will begin the moment this particular animal's luck runs out.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Liquidity

Draining

$24.5K pool depth.

Activity

Active

$293.8K volume / 24h.

Holders

Distributed

Top 5 hold 10.9% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Hyperbolic euphoria meeting inevitable gravity

Patient Note

It lived fast, died young, and left a confused blockchain behind.

Holders

§ 04 · 3,000 wallets

Top 1

10.5%

Top 5

10.9%

Top 10

11.4%

016ucD...h2Be10.51%

02B2sP...t87K0.10%

03KzyP...npyV0.10%

04Btd9...J4Sk0.10%

05GmSV...WHhq0.10%

06Dn5W...k6sL0.10%

07D386...uCDS0.10%

08Bfrf...MML20.10%

09EZ5h...xurx0.10%

103pkR...NsrY0.10%