R/WALLSTREETBETS/9suu..pump
TERMINAL
r/wallstreetbets

r/wallstreetbets9suursDJucKtucW7kNXNs7ErsYU4sJBMsehWjuRppump

$r/wsb9suu..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Acute concentration toxicity and liquidity anemia

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
48/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$29.2K
+1.9% · 24h
Volume 24h
$6.0K
Holders
288
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$21.75B
Price USD
$2.18e-5
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

r/wsb Token: A One-Hour Tragedy of Hubris

Here we observe a remarkably rare specimen—a token that managed to achieve complete ecological collapse before most investors finished their morning coffee. With 288 holders and zero liquidity, this creature never truly had a chance at survival; it was stillborn into a Darwinian marketplace that showed it no mercy. The top ten holders, clutching 88% of supply like apex predators, watched passively as their newborn offspring gasped its final breath within sixty minutes.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$6.0K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 83.8% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Acute concentration toxicity and liquidity anemia
Patient Note

It had all the hallmarks of a memecoin: revoked authorities, delusional tokenomics, and the lifespan of a mayfly on Red Bull.

Holders

§ 04 · 288 wallets
Top 1
65.0%
Top 5
83.8%
Top 10
88.0%
01Bqee...RVXPAUTOPSY65.00%
027X6A...gaVt12.60%
039qvv...HxqT3.54%
044Dam...eX4K1.66%
05HRFe...PkMT0.99%
068AaJ...wNZu0.93%
07Bapc...1nH90.91%
08AVQV...1vFj0.85%
097cNf...ph1j0.80%
10hnu5...1CYN0.71%