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Newborn Token Dies in Spectacular Crash Landing

Here we observe the frens token, barely twelve hours into its existence, having already experienced a catastrophic 29.8% hemorrhage—a mortality rate that would make even the most pessimistic hedge fund weep. The creature's shallow liquidity pool and concentrated holder distribution proved fatal, as early investors discovered that friendship, unlike authority revocation, cannot be truly permanent in the blockchain savanna.