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Norovirus: A Four-Hour Extinction Event

In the swamps of Solana, a curious specimen emerged—norovirus, named perhaps optimistically after a pathogen, lived precisely long enough to infect four investors before expiring entirely. Like a mayfly that never quite achieved flight, it managed a spectacular 912% pump in its final hours, a last gasping convulsion of market irrationality before the inevitable flatline. The creature's 4 holders—now united in grief and mutual blame—discovered too late that owning 100% of nothing is still, mathematically speaking, nothing.