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Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Extreme wealth concentration meets nonexistent market infrastructure

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$2.9K
-0.9% · 24h
Volume 24h
$27.2K
Holders
26
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.91B
Price USD
$2.91e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Found Dead in Liquidity Pool

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a creature born merely an hour ago, already circling the drain of irrelevance. With zero liquidity and ninety-nine percent of its wealth hoarded by a cabal of twenty-six holders, this token achieved the remarkable feat of being stillborn while technically alive. A masterclass in the art of financial self-sabotage, revoked authorities notwithstanding.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$27.2K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 97.7% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme wealth concentration meets nonexistent market infrastructure
Patient Note

It lived for sixty minutes. In that hour, it accomplished absolutely nothing except teaching us what desperation smells like on the blockchain.

Holders

§ 04 · 26 wallets
Top 1
90.6%
Top 5
97.7%
Top 10
99.1%