CAUSE OF DEATH
Useful Coin: A Solitary Monument to Optimism
Here we observe the remains of Useful Coin, a specimen so thoroughly abandoned that even its creator appears to have forgotten its existence. With a single holder commanding the entirety of supply and zero trading activity, this token achieved a remarkable feat: complete and utter irrelevance while technically still on the blockchain. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum—but commerce abhors it far more.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic apathy and absolute market rejection
EPITAPH
"It had all the utility of a screen door on a submarine, and half the liquidity."
