CAUSE OF DEATH
Infant Token Collapses After Three-Hour Lifespan
Here we observe a particularly tragic specimen of the *Pumperus Dumpicus* species, which achieved the remarkable feat of losing 91.6% of its value before most investors finished their morning coffee. The creature's death came swiftly—a mercy killing, one might say—though not before the top 10 holders had already evacuated with the bulk of the nest.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic wealth concentration meets market gravity
EPITAPH
"It had promise, liquidity, and the revocation of all safeguards. What could possibly go wrong? Everything. Everything could go wrong."