THE BULLSHIT/9qeN..pump
STABLE
The Bullshit

The Bullshit9qeN746oRit785W9xs69XR4Tzm2i4vjaxUikNYYFpump

$Bullshit9qeN..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
STABLE.

Unsustainable momentum meets mathematical inevitability

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · A
Grade Score
85/100
Grade A · STABLE
Mkt Cap
$241.6K
+731.0% · 24h
Liquidity
$36.4K
Volume 24h
$525.4K
Holders
1,085
FDV
$42.71B
Price USD
$4.27e-5
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Achieves Impossible Growth Before Inevitable Collapse

In merely sixty minutes, The Bullshit experienced a meteoric rise of 731%, a phenomenon so statistically improbable it defies the laws of nature itself. Yet observe the telltale signs of its demise: a liquidity pool smaller than a modest house down payment, a top 10 holder concentration that would make a monopoly blush, and volume figures suggesting panic rather than prudence. This is not a token—it is a supernova, brilliant and violent, destined to fade into cosmic dust.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Thin but live
$36.4K pool depth.
Activity
Active
$525.4K volume / 24h.
Holders
Distributed
Top 5 hold 17.5% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Unsustainable momentum meets mathematical inevitability
Patient Note

Born at 9:00 AM, dead by lunch. The Bullshit finally lived up to its name.

Holders

§ 04 · 1,085 wallets
Top 1
8.1%
Top 5
17.5%
Top 10
25.1%
018GU4...vZ458.12%
02HHJE...kpRm3.38%
03tZ7S...GnjW2.01%
04G6fU...diZCAUTOPSY1.99%
05BqEe...4BS41.96%
06GqE1...VkQV1.67%
074fDi...6z2Z1.62%
086teT...EXPq1.49%
09Dab4...Cryh1.48%
105gsQ...4Qh41.33%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
29.40 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
29.40 SOL100.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
0.000 SOL0.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 1 holder · scanned 2d ago

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 1 known