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Rocketman Crashed Into the Ground

Here we observe the Elton John token in its final, immobile state—a creature that never quite learned to fly. With thirteen holders clutching their worthless bags like mourners at a closed-casket funeral, and a liquidity pool that evaporated faster than its creator's relevance, this specimen expired not with a bang, but with nine cents of trading volume and the cold indifference of mathematics.