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GOAT Token: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

In the grand theatre of Solana's blockchain, we witness a creature so spectacularly ill-conceived it achieved negative mass before drawing its first breath. With eight holders controlling the entirety of existence and liquidity pools as barren as a desert moon, GOAT's twenty-four hour lifespan reads less like a token launch and more like a civilization's fever dream. Here lies proof that revoking authorities cannot revoke the fundamental authority of greed.