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Newborn Token Found Dead at Scene

In its inaugural hours, the Startup token experienced what can only be described as a violent convulsion of price action—a 192% surge that would make any parent proud, moments before the creature expired. With zero liquidity and 73% of its meager existence concentrated in the hands of ten holders, this token never truly had a chance; it was born already dying, a financial still-birth dressed up in revoked authorities and empty promises.