CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Dies on First Breath
In the vast savanna of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen—born mere hours ago, already convulsing through a 109% price swing like a fever dream. Here, in this primordial swamp of zero liquidity and 28 bewildered holders, natural selection operates with brutal efficiency. The alpha predators have already consumed 89.8% of the prey, leaving only scraps for the stragglers.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Predatory concentration meets mathematical impossibility
EPITAPH
"We have to get over it—and we shall, by Monday morning."