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FLATLINED
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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Liquidity drought meets concentrated ownership collapse

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
28/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.2K
-4.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$7.5K
Holders
4
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$892.13M
Price USD
$4.46e-7
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

A Joke Token's Punchline Was Its Own Demise

In the waning hours of its existence, this peculiar creature—born mere moments ago with nothing but humor and hubris—succumbed to the immutable laws of market gravity. With four holders clutching 100% of its supply and liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew on the blockchain, the higher it was meant to fly, the more spectacularly it plummeted. Nature, it seems, abhors a joke token almost as much as she abhors a vacuum.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$7.5K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Liquidity drought meets concentrated ownership collapse
Patient Note

It was funny while it lasted—approximately 60 minutes.

Holders

§ 04 · 4 wallets
Top 1
60.7%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01BwWK...de6sAUTOPSY60.69%
02EqdP...msSM38.18%
035ZDo...sNG51.06%
0469ts...WtPF0.08%