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Trumpeta: Born Dead, Never Lived

And here we observe the trumpeta, a creature that achieved the remarkable distinction of expiring before it could truly be said to have lived. With but three holders clutching their worthless digital relics and zero liquidity to speak of, this token represents nature's way of saying 'perhaps this shouldn't have existed at all.' One can almost hear the faint wheeze of $62.23 in daily volume—a death rattle so quiet only algorithms could hear it.