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JACKASS Token: A Study in Concentrated Catastrophe

Here we observe the carcass of JACKASS, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of being simultaneously dead and alive—a Schrödinger's shitcoin, if you will. With twenty holders clutching 100% of its supply like dragons guarding worthless gold, and a daily volume of 69 cents, it appears the market has spoken with the eloquence of absolute indifference. In its 795 hours of existence, this creature never quite learned to breathe, let alone run.