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Doorbell Foid: Born Stillborn, Died Immediately

Here we observe the Doorbell Foid, a creature that existed for mere moments—long enough to convince 23 unfortunate souls it possessed a future. With 99.2% of its genetic material concentrated in the hands of its creators, and liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew under a merciless sun, this token never truly drew breath. In its final hours, it managed one last convulsion of volume before succumbing to the inevitable: the cruel mathematics of distribution and the immutable laws of pump-and-dump thermodynamics.