Agent Troll9oFpfJWBfm9YAuHZ7txLi9cgAEVs9xnLoszshoPZpump

$TROLLED9oFp..pump

Case file · ante-mortem observation

STABLE.

Insufficient volume meets concentrated holdings

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · A

Grade Score

85/100

Grade A · STABLE

Mkt Cap

$102.8K

-7.3% · 24h

Liquidity

$25.4K

Volume 24h

$4.5K

Holders

400

FDV

$95.53B

Price USD

$9.55e-5

DEX

pumpswap

Pool

7hMW..yDZP ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Agent Troll: A Comedic Tragedy in Progress

Here we observe Agent Troll in its natural habitat—the Solana blockchain—where it clings to life with the desperation of a creature sensing the approaching end. Despite its Grade A credentials and revoked authorities suggesting legitimacy, the specimen hemorrhages 24.9% daily while its anemic liquidity pool gasps for breath. Truly, a masterclass in the art of slow, profitable death.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Liquidity

Thin but live

$25.4K pool depth.

Activity

Sparse

$4.5K volume / 24h.

Holders

Skewed

Top 5 hold 31.6% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Insufficient volume meets concentrated holdings

Patient Note

It was trolled all along—by its own tokenomics.

Holders

§ 04 · 400 wallets

Top 1

17.5%

Top 5

31.6%

Top 10

44.3%

017hMW...yDZP17.53%

0256EQ...m8WX3.93%

036Xtq...PvbL3.91%

04HLur...RD6J3.41%

058Xhw...Ah2j2.87%

0631ZW...aGZC2.70%

072wMb...tgUX2.58%

08HZ9C...hkq42.49%

096WLt...WdZa2.48%

10HAxr...wUr92.39%