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The Great WOOP Extinction Event of 2024

Here we observe the carcass of SHOOP DA WOOP, a creature whose survival instincts were tragically overridden by the gravitational pull of its own concentrated whale holdings. With 96.9% of tokens held by merely ten shareholders, this token devolved into a financial Galápagos—a place where natural selection favored the exodus of retail investors. The $202.13 in daily volume suggests it died not with a bang, but with the faint whimper of a single anxious trader's market order.