WOJAK BANK/9maw..xZaF
FLATLINED
WOJAK BANK

WOJAK BANK9mawSV3kn9W7T9jiyC5StKsm3Q36LZWQ3aNcxNUnxZaF

9maw..xZaF
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant liquidity evaporation meets zero market demand

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
13/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.3K
+0.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$1.62
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersNo VolumeHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.31B
Price USD
$2.31e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Wojak Bank: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

In the vast savanna of the Solana blockchain, we observe a most peculiar specimen: a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. With merely two holders commanding 100% of its essence and a liquidity pool as barren as a picked-clean carcass, Wojak Bank represents nature's most efficient lesson in futility. One might say it was less a launch and more a mercy killing.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$1.62 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant liquidity evaporation meets zero market demand
Patient Note

Here lies Wojak Bank, which proved that revoking authority is easier than building one.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
99.6%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01HDoK...hUHy99.65%
02J6iv...eNND0.35%