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Cat On Duty: Born Gasping, Died Mewing

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that never truly drew breath. Cat On Duty entered the world mere hours ago, already bearing the hallmarks of its own demise: a liquidity pool drier than a desiccated mouse carcass, and concentration of wealth so extreme it makes oligarchies blush. One might say it was less a token launch and more a elaborate exit strategy.