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Newborn Token Found Dead in Crib, Suspicious Circumstances

In the cryptozoological record, few specimens have achieved such spectacular mortality rates in such abbreviated lifespans. Here we observe Make Holding Great Again, a mere hour-old creature that managed to shed half its body weight before rigor mortis set in—a remarkable feat of biological efficiency, or perhaps biological inevitability. The authorities have ruled the authorities revoked, yet somehow the damage was already done.