DERPSTEIN/9k24..pump
FLATLINED
DERPSTEIN

DERPSTEIN9k24FY5i6f4tjByofwXmEAA44AihpPW5EVu6m95ipump

$DERPSTEIN9k24..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Concentration, youth, and mathematical inevitability

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
23/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.7K
-17.4% · 24h
Volume 24h
$2.8K
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.69B
Price USD
$2.69e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

DERPSTEIN: Born Broken, Dead on Arrival

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. With a lifespan measured in mere hours and liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew on the savanna, DERPSTEIN's three holders discovered what venture capitalists call 'a learning opportunity'—or what we call catastrophic wealth destruction.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$2.8K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentration, youth, and mathematical inevitability
Patient Note

It had all the hallmarks of success: three believers, a revoked mint, and $2,810 in volume. Then gravity reasserted itself.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
017jxg...FV6T100.00%