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Fartcoin: A Two-Hour Tragedy of Hubris

In the unforgiving Solana ecosystem, we observe the rapid decomposition of Fartcoin—a creature that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it could properly breathe. With ninety-three percent of its population concentrated in the hands of ten oligarchs and zero liquidity to facilitate escape, this token experienced what we might call a 'liquidity event,' though more accurately, a liquidity *absence*. Even its desperate 32.4% daily convulsion could not resurrect what was fundamentally stillborn.