PUMP INTELLIGENCE AGENCY/9jdA..pump
TERMINAL
Pump Intelligence Agency

Pump Intelligence Agency9jdASMGRSFnTPU3GAkmfSUVikRpT8kVU7WHKwr3dpump

9jdA..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Concentration, illiquidity, and spectacular hubris

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
43/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$2.4K
-11.1% · 24h
Volume 24h
$8.7K
Holders
75
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.25B
Price USD
$2.25e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Intelligence Agency Reports Its Own Demise

In a tragic twist of irony, the Pump Intelligence Agency failed to predict its own extinction—a spectacular miscalculation for an organization built on foresight. Born mere hours ago into a hostile ecosystem, this token was swiftly consumed by the very whales it sought to outsmart, leaving behind only 75 bewildered holders and a liquidity pool as empty as its promises. Like a mayfly in a financial hurricane, it managed to burn $8,739.84 in volume before evaporating entirely.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$8.7K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.2% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentration, illiquidity, and spectacular hubris
Patient Note

It had all the intelligence of a pump scheme and none of the staying power.

Holders

§ 04 · 75 wallets
Top 1
96.7%
Top 5
99.2%
Top 10
99.4%
01Ghvh...8LCP96.69%
026AmQ...tDd62.01%
03DMFK...RALN0.23%
04HEoJ...5iXo0.14%
052ts6...4QQC0.14%
06EJbm...tB8s0.13%
07Hdfw...wXZq0.01%
085Tdx...rd5q0.01%
09HvQn...q3hm0.01%
10FsaK...PKPv0.01%