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The Moonshot Bull's Tragic One-Hour Demise

And thus concludes the briefest of financial tragedies. In merely sixty minutes, The Moonshot Bull experienced a catastrophic hemorrhage of 87.3%, as its ten largest holders—controlling three-quarters of all tokens—discovered that revoked authorities mean nothing when the exit liquidity is barely enough to purchase a used bicycle. Nature abhors a vacuum, and markets abhor a concentration chart this grotesque.