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Born at Dawn, Dead by Breakfast

Here we observe a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of cratering sixty-two percent in a single rotation of Earth, a velocity typically reserved for falling anvils. With zero liquidity and ninety percent of supply concentrated in the alpha predators' wallets, this token faced extinction before it could properly draw breath. The revoked authorities suggest a merciful end—though mercy implies the creators cared enough to prevent suffering.