CAUSE OF DEATH
The Immortal Dog Dies Immediately, Quite Mortal
In the beginning, there was hype. In the end, there was $0 in liquidity and 149 bewildered holders clinging to their bags like drowning sailors to driftwood. The creature lived for mere hours—a mayfly among shitcoins, burning brilliantly before collapsing into the void.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporation meets concentrated whale holdings
EPITAPH
"They promised immortality. They delivered a 748% pump and a $0 liquidity pool—the financial equivalent of a dog that's not just dead, but never existed at all."