goose wif hat9hydYa6VrVgqyAAsZD64zAXzn4DANeNqriAcjP1Jpump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.
Instant liquidity drainage and mathematical impossibility
Grade Score
21/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.9K
+28.7% · 24h
Volume 24h
$587.48
Holders
4
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
Field Report
Goose Wif Hat: A Microsecond Tragedy
Here we observe the cadaver of goose wif hat, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived—born at zero hours and pronounced deceased shortly thereafter. The specimen exhibits all the hallmarks of a coordinated rug pull, with four holders somehow managing to own precisely everything, while liquidity evaporated like morning dew on the Serengeti. In nature, we call this natural selection; in crypto, we call it a Tuesday.
Diagnosis
Activity
Sparse
$587.48 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Instant liquidity drainage and mathematical impossibility
Patient Note
It had all four of its holders' hearts. Tragically, they all belonged to the same wallet.
Holders
Top 1
87.4%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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02jeT2...7k3X4.77%
039FR5...b5PJ3.98%
04GU2K...mU4r3.89%