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Newborn Token Found Deceased in Liquidity Pool

Born mere hours ago, this peculiar specimen achieved a remarkable 226% price surge—a final, desperate gasp before expiring from acute liquidity depletion. Like a mayfly on stimulants, it burned brilliantly and briefly, leaving behind only 275 bewildered holders and the faint smell of rug-pull anticipation. The mint authority may be revoked, but the damage to investor portfolios remains decidedly permanent.